Chapter 13 Baby Brother Gets a Nickname – Adventures of Willow and Sage

We are going on a big adventure today and I am sooooo excited. I love adventures and I love, love, love car rides. Baby Brother on the other hand does not.

He starts panting and acting all weird when mom picks up his collar. He tries to hide and it is really annoying because it slows us down.

I hate slow. There is adventure to be had and we need to get moving....FAST...FAST, FAST, FASSSSST

Mom and dad are taking us to a place called Pickle Springs. This is amazing. I love the smell of pickles and we are going to a place where pickles flow down a river.

Finally, mom got him in the car and we are on the move. Pickles, here we come. OOOOOOh there are soooooooo many things to see.

Aughhhh.... I keep tripping over Baby Brother. What is he doing? I need to bounce from window to window so I don't miss ANYTHING. He is all mushy like melting into the floor.

He needs to move out of my way before I miss a car going by. I have to snap at it and try to catch it. Soooo much fun!!!! Oh there's another one. Quick!

(THUD)

Mom!!! Make him MOVE!!!!

There is something wrong with this boy.

We are here!!! Let's get moving. What are we waiting for??? What does he mean it looks scary and he's not sure we should go??? Aughhhhh let's do this already. We don't have all day. Let's go, go, go

Come on already

Finally!!! We are moving. Let's go find those pickles!

We are climbing hills and rocks and more hills. Woo Hoo Hoo this is so much fun. I keep sniffing but I don't smell those pickles yet. Oh here is another hill. I bet they are right on the other side. Come on you guys let's hurry.

Wait, there is pressure on my leash that is telling me to slow down. I don't do slow!!! We need to go. GO, GO, GO

Aughhhh, we are stopping! Why are we stopping??? Baby Brother needs a break??? What do you mean he needs a break? We don't take breaks.

We need to get moving and get onto the next adventure.

On the move again. Look at this! We are climbing huge rocks. I'm getting a good run at this one and YES... success!!! Onward!

Now what? Another nap? Are you kidding me? These pickles aren't going to find themselves.

Mom, please make him get moving. We don't have time for all of this resting stuff.

And this picture-taking thing has got to stop. We need to go! Go! Go! Go! No time for posing. There are pickles to be found.

YES! Mom decided I can walk with dad and he walks fast. Now we are going to get someplace.

No! Seriously, why is Mom yelling for us to stop? There are boulders up ahead! Very big boulders. Perfect climbing boulders.

AUGGGHHH!!!!

What do you mean I need to slow down because Baby Brother can't keep up. Tell him to get those short lil legs moving.

<<SIGH>>

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Dad just said we have to stop and wait for Baby Huey!

BABY HUEY!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Baby.....HUEY

Ohhhh mom is mad. Said he IS NOT a Baby Huey

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

I think it's hilarious and he IS TOO a Baby Huey Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Oh I can't breathe

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Baby Huey finally caught up and we are climbing those ginormous boulders.

He fell down between the rocks and got stuck.

Yep, Baby...Huey.

Maybe if he would look where he is putting those gigantic feet this wouldn't happen. They got him out and we are continuing up to the top and suddenly Baby Huey is stuck AGAIN.

Seriously, I don't know what is wrong with him? Dad just said he is not giving Baby Huey a boost.

Ha Ha Ha

We are up really high now and I can see the entire world.

It is absolutely AMAZING but there is not a single pickle anywhere.

Okay, okay already. We have been here for like 30.5 seconds it's time to RUN down the other side to the end. Let's go, go, go!!! Maybe the pickle spring is at the end.

I could drop Baby Huey through this hole and run down and catch him and then we could get on to the next adventure.

We made it to the end and I was right, there is not a pickle to be found.

On to the next adventure!

ANOTHER nap?? I thought he was supposed to outgrow this sleeping disorder. <<SIGH>>

I will take the time to practice my princess leaping from boulder to boulder.

Maybe on the next adventure, dad can carry Baby Huey

~~Willow~~

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Sage here, We went on a grand adventure today. It was so much fun. Honestly, I wish my fluffy butt sister would just slow down.

She thinks we need to get to the end before we even get to the beginning. I can't move that fast.

We walked for DAYS before my mom let me stop and rest my little feet.

Then they wanted me to climb these mountains. What are they thinking! I'm not a goat!

We walked for SEVERAL more DAYS and then something horrible happened. I slipped and got stuck between two rocks. I mean like really stuck and Fluffy Butt laughed at me. It was really scary. My mom and dad helped me out. Thank goodness, I thought I would have to live there forever.

My dad felt sorry for me and gave me this really cool nickname. He called me Baby Huey to help encourage me to keep going. Princess Fluffy Butt laughed at me. She doesn't think I can live up to my new name but I have news for her. I CAN!!! Just watch me!

Finally we are at the end and now I can sleep for the rest of my life.

Mom, why are you waking me up?

What??? What do you mean we have to hike all the way back out the way we just came. I am protesting. There has to be some kind of doggo labor laws.

Stop whining? Fluffy Butt just told me to stop whining. She says I'm a working dog. Do I look like a working dog?