Today is my 1st Birthday. My mom, the Queen said I am a big boy now and took us to the Stone Meadow to see the Duchesses, Maggie and Zoey. They were kind of cranky with me. Mom says it’s because I have such a “glowing” personality but I say it’s because they were jealous it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Mom took Fluffy Butt and I for a walk around the neighborhood. It is much different than walking around the Deep Forest. We have squirrels, racoons, blue heron, possums, and deer. They have houses, people, dogs, mailboxes, light poles and fire hydrants. Which, by the way, smell really good. It was amazing how much information I gathered from those fire hydrants. They are like the internet for hoomans.
When we returned Princess Willow was very preoccupied with trying to impress Duchess Maggie so we stole her Jeep and we set off to PetSmart. The Princess is very protective of her Jeep and she would be very mad if she knew tehehe. The Queen said she needed to weigh me and see if I really am a big boy now. I weigh 80 pounds. Woo Hoo! I am gigantic!
We left the store and went to this amazing place called Dairy Queen. I was a little afraid because I thought my mom was the queen of everything. It turns out she is NOT the queen pup cups but Dairy Queen sure is. They are soooooo yummy. I ate the WHOLE thing and then begged mom for hers. Of course, she gave it to me because
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY.
Please don’t tell Fluffy Butt though because she will get her Princess Fur all ruffled and then she will make us go back and get her one. Ummm, on second thought, go ahead and tell her because I could sure use another one.
All that fun really wore me out. I’m going to need a nap. A really long nap
(yawn, stretch, snore)
Aggghhhh what is happening. Why are they yelling my name? Can’t they see I’m trying to sleep. Turning 1 is hard work. Just because lil Miss Energy doesn’t need her beauty sleep doesn’t mean I don’t. Coming MOM!
What is this? It’s a giant bag. I stuck my head in real far and I almost fell in. Inside that bag was this white fluffy lamb. I LOVE IT! There were lots of other toys too. I just kept pulling toys out. My sister kept running of with them. How dare her. I had to growl at her to make her stop. It was a real BIG BOY growl. Does she think it’s HER birthday???
When dad got home, we went on a creek adventure. We chased sticks, and swam, and splashed and I chased the Princess a million times. I started getting tired again. Being a big boy sure is hard work. We headed home so I could get some more beauty sleep. On the way a car pulled up and this man handed my dad something. Dad opened it and it was another toy just for me. The Princess thinks it’s for her but it’s MY BIRTHDAY so everything is mine.
For dinner mom made me my favorite meal. A burger cooked on the outside but not on the inside and some raw steak. YUM.
Today was so amazing that I think I will turn one again tomorrow.
~~Sage~~
Hahahaha Sage the Mighty Mole Slayer turned 1 today and now he thinks every day is his birthday.
What a silly little puppy with a “glowing” personality. He’s a big boy now but Duchess Maggie still bites him on the rump and yells at him. I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch.
While he was out bonding with the queen this afternoon, we had a dog party with just us girls. We laughed and played and had fun all afternoon.
Then when they returned, Baby Brother was so tired we had to leave and go home. For a pup that gets so much “beauty sleep” he sure looks like something the cat dragged in from the Deep Forest. I thought his sleep disorder would be under control now that he is all grown up.
It seems to be getting worse. He took 3 naps today. Once he fell asleep with his nose in the creek. I thought he was going to drown so I saved his little tail. I was going to carry his new present up the hill for him because he was so tired but he got all cranky and yelled “MY BIRTHDAY” so I made him carry it all by himself.
We got to the house and he fell asleep before dinner. Mom made us a yummy meal but Baby Brother didn’t want to share. Mom made him though.
After dinner he told me I can’t call him Baby Brother anymore because he’s a big boy so I called him Baby Big Boy.
He didn’t like that very much and started chasing me and yelling “I’m gonna take your tiara. I am almost 2 you know!”
Hmmmm I thought he was turning 1 again tomorrow and now he’s “almost 2” hahahaha Sorry little one but you will ALWAYS be my “Baby Brother” no matter how old you are.
Off to polish my tiara.
~~Princess Willow~~