I've been very busy trying to find a new home for Baby Brother but so far nothing has worked. It seems that there are some kind of rules about selling Baby Brothers on eBay.
Who knew?
Then I tried opening a mole hole so he could follow the tunnel into someone else's yard. I was hoping they couldn't see very well and think he was really cute and decide to keep him.
But that didn't work either. He climbed in the hole and fell fast asleep.
Mom came around the corner and thought I was trying to bury him.
I kind of panicked when mom took him up and gave him a bath. The last time she gave me a bath we went on a road trip to get a baby brother. What would I do with two baby brothers??? So I hid.
It turns out that Baby Brother is pretty smart. Mom house broke him and finally took over his training. She taught him to sit, down, come, wait and leave it.
They are working on shake. She said he's having a hard time with that one but he's only 12 weeks old.
Personally I think his paws are so big that he can't lift them and that's why he runs so funny
Mom said he is going to be a very intelligent and majestic German Shepherd just like me.
Mom is crazy! He doesn't look anything like me. I mean look at those paws and what's up with the ears?
They are all twisted and curvy. I think Mom got taken to the cleaners on this one.
I do believe Baby Brother is actually a baby bear cub and he's going to grow up and EAT ME!!!
He definitely has a sleeping disorder because he just collapses wherever he is. I mean out cold.
I never get tired so maybe if he tries to eat me I can just keep running until he collapses.
Mom says I will always be able to outrun him because I have a high drive and he doesn't.
Just look at the job he picked.
Helping Mom do dishes? SERIOUSLY???
Doesn't he know there are very important jobs to do like picking up ALL of the sticks and putting them in the back yard?
This makes Dad very happy. He enjoys moving them every time he mows. It makes me feel good when he shouts my name and starts throwing them over the fence because I can tell I did a really awesome job.
Speaking of which I better go. It's windy out and you know what that means..... Sticks!!!!